Dear Hipsters, Thanks but no thanks

I’ve recently realized that the small percentages of the hipster population that actually like baseball (or pretend so chicks won’t think they are gay) are mostly White Sox fans.  It makes natural sense since Hipsters are essentially the anti-Douche and Cubs fans are huge douches.  I understand that there have been some great vintage uniforms from the ’70s and ’80s that you can now wear and it fits your image and there have been some pretty good mustaches on the south side.  I can say however as a pretty serious Sox fan that we really don’t care for your allegiance.  We know that you are the opposite of Cubs fans but we still think you suck.  Hipsters and Douchebags are kind of like Communists and Facists:  completely different but they are both shitty.  So thanks but no thanks guys.  Use the time you spend feigning interest in sports instead on finding new interesting bands and hanging out in vegan restaurants.