| the following is a typical conversation between myself, a person wanting to strike up a conversation with me by talking about my moustache, and my subconscious. |
person: oh dude sweet stache’!
me: thanks a lot.
subconscious: fuck, here we go.
p: i just shaved mine.
s: well then you’re out of the fucking club.
m: oh yeah?
p: yeah, i had to shave my beard for work, so i figured i’d rock the stache for a bit. but then my girlfriend thought it was creepy.
s: you probably had the crappiest beard ive ever seen, complete with neatly trimmed neckline.
m: oh that sucks bro.
p: yeah, good to see someone still rocking it though.
m: am i “rocking it”? i don’t know.
s: i am rocking it.
p: yeah its awesome. (flicks cigarette butt)
m: have a good one dude.
s: get lost, dipshit.
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