i got home last night to find my roommate and his friends had drank all of our beer. i did however find an open can of beer on the coffee table that was mostly full so i stuck it in the freezer and waited about 15 minutes for it to get cold. turns out the reason no one finished it because there was a cigarette butt in it. thanks phil
a few weeks ago I was in New Orleans during what they call decadence i.e. gay Mardi Gras. While in the French Quarter I saw this “broad” with huge breasts, and in my drunken stupor speed walked after “her.” I was sorely surprised as I caught up, and it turned around revealing it’s massive hands and longer than preferred noise hair. Though disgusted, I couldn’t be rude, so I proceeded to ask “where I could go for a good time.” In the middle of his/her answer I said “ah, don’t worry about it,” and literally ran away.
My penis was dormant for the rest of the weekend. – WO
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