(AP- Chicago) “Handsome” John Stanwick, lead singer of progressive-indie emo rock band The Tall Bikes suffered a serious cock injury after Saturday night’s show in Chicago. He apparently was about to get it on with a groupie but as he was trying to remove his extremely tight pants he snapped his penis due to an erection. The woman wished to remain unidentified but did give a statement. “I always thought skinny jeans were kind of stupid. I will probably just go back to dating guys who still think they are in a frat. Hipster sex involves a lot of eye contact and kissing. I just want a guy who will tell me to turn around and bury my face in a pillow,” she said. This also comes as a huge setback for The Tall Bikes as they were just beginning to see some commercial success with their song “Skinny Jeans Forever.”
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