“David Hasselhoff was taken by ambulance to a hospital because he again has alcohol poisoning, radaronline.com reports. The Hoff was taken from his home to an Encino, CA hospital Sunday afternoon after 911 was called. Hasselhoff was home with his 17-year-old daughter Hayley and his male assistant and was on a bender. The Hoff had been drinking for more than a day, a source told RadarOnline.com. He recently wrapped taping for America’s Got Talentand shortly after began boozing heavily on vodka.”
What’s the point of being “the Hoff” if you’ve got a male assistant? Fucking shameful. That’s not to say a guy can’t go on a bender solo, in front of a family member and some non relative man, but when you’re David Hasselhoff you’re held to a higher standard. Don’t do it for yourself, Hoff. Do it for the poor asshole stuck writing for a gross website while drinking alone. You owe it to us (me).
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