I went to Panera by myself the other day (yeah, that’s right) and ordered a sandwich and a bowl of soup. I started to eat the soup but it was too hot so I took a bite of the sandwich. I decided that this was savagely inappropriate to be eating the sandwich before the soup so I improvised. I started to scoop ice cubes from by drink into my broccoli cheddar soup. When I looked up I realized that everyone around me was staring, horrified by what I was doing. I couldn’t decided if they were hot soup purists or if they felt I was damaging the integrity of the chemistry of the soup by adding water. In any event, I decided to eat as quickly as possible (which was possible because the soup was tepid) and leave. I guess next time I will just blow on the soup like a normal person.
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