married republican family values politician, mike duvall, was caught on tape at an assembly meeting vividly discussing an affair he was having with two different california lobbyists. a microphone that was accidently left on caught duvall saying things like “She wears little eye-patch underwear… the other day she came here with her underwear, so we had made love wednesday–a lot!… she’s all, ‘i am going up and down the stairs, and you’re dripping out of me!’ so messy!” duvall also told stories of spanking his mistress and calling her a “bad girl.” shortly after KCAL news released the recordings to the public an ethics committee was formed and duvall resigned his post.
call me old fashion but isnt this what politics is all about? using your overwhelming power over your constituents to land hot young pussy on a constant basis? i mean if we were to punish every politician who used his leverage to get laid we wouldn’t have anybody left! the inmates would be left to run the asylum! no jfk, no clinton, no bob barr, no warren g harding, no strom thurmond(who gets extra points for being a segregationist candidate and impregnating his african american maid), no elliot spitzer, no clarence thomas, no thomas jefferson, and no mark foley(who gets triple points for sending a text to his male congressional page asking him to measure his boner!) these men put so much time, and effort into serving their country the very least we can do is give them the benefit of the doubt when all they want to do in their limited down time is drink a scotch and have a male intern measure their boner! jesus! i mean cant we just let these guys live their lives!…..mike duvall you are completely ruined!
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