My pet chupacabra escaped early last week when I got drunk and left the door open. Some one took it upon themselves to poison my chupacabra when it arrived in Blanco, Texas because it was sucking the blood of their goats. I demand that those responsible be punished for this cruelty for such a lovable animal. I would hope that the person or persons responsible be imprisoned for no less than two years and bankrupted. I further demand that this person not be allowed to return to their previous profession after they are released from prison, no matter how much they love it or how good they are at it. Furthermore, if this individual is allowed to return to their career, I demand that some sort of ruling body for that profession make a decision about full reinstatement within 6 weeks. I assume PETA will help me in my cause.
thats plastic dude