| if you really want to fuck with someone, when you’re all high and drunk with a group of people trying to catch a cab, tell them you can’t take a cab whose number adds up to be an odd digit because of your OCD. *the key to this ruse is to not actually have OCD, but act like you’re fucked up enough where that personal secret just happened to slip out. and when they force you to get in or think you are joking, start babbling while adding integers loudly and mix in some expletives while pretending to have a debilitating headache.
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