Halloween is not too far away and it got me thinking, out of all the supernatural creatures a human being can be turned into, the zombie is truly gross. If I get turned into a vampire (the old school kind, not that gay Twilight kind) at the least I get; super strength, speed, and some power that allows me to seduce and bang hot chicks. I also probably have several hot whores that I turned into vampires at my sexual disposal.I’m also pretty hard to kill. Being made into a werewolf I get heightened senses, and if I’m Scott Howard or his lesser know cousin Todd I get the athletic skills of a black man and the sexual attention from all the white chicks that come along with those skills. One again I’m pretty hard to kill. A zombie is basically the senior citizen of the supernatural community; slow moving, never having sex, slowly rotting, dressed in time period clothing, a vocabulary limited to expressing primal needs, and one blunt hit to the head away from death. In reality,besides eating brains senior citizens are exactly like zombies. In conclusion senior citizens and zombies are pretty gross.
thanks steve.
Hi there,
Not sure that this is true:), but thanks for a post.
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