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since 1979, the world meteorological organization has used a rotating list of names for hurricanes when they develop, alternating between boys and girls names.  i sympathize with anyone in harm’s way of any tropical storm, so i think we need to get some more appropriate names on the hurricane birth list.  slated for the next couple of years, here are a few you can expect to be named when they materialize

-larry
-earl
-gaston
-igor
-ophelia
-sally
 really? is anyone actually going to leave their home of 25 years to move out of the path of “hurricane larry”? they should go back to just having women names for ‘canes like pre 1979.  i know for sure i would get outta dodge if someone said, “pack your shit, hurricane katia is on her way and she’s a real fucking bitch!”
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  1. gdubb says

    hey man, i was in hurricaine kate in tallahassee fla., in 1985, and she was pretty much a bitch. now Andrew (not a tough name) was a mutha fucker. they can’t name a hirricaine after larry the bartender. i wouldn’t leave either.

  2. ray says

    Hurricane Pat would be the worst. Biggest, nastiest bitch ever!



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