for those unaware vlad tepes III prince of wallachia was the historical figure whom bram stoker’s dracula was loosely based on. the ruler killed hundreds of thousands of people in eastern europe during the 1400′s. his preferred method of execution was to impale his victims with a giant wooden stake. the gross twist- he would strive to impale the victims starting with the anus making it through the whole body, weaving around vital organs and out the mouth so the victim would be alive for days on end resulting in a slow and painful death. don’t get me wrong, id like to kill 10,000 bulgarians also, but i don’t want to have to see 10,000 bulgarian buttholes while doing it. you’re gross.
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many leaders in the middle ages could not subdue the “monsters from the Id”