Kennedy and Kopechne Reunited, Byrd Remembers Collegue
Finally, over 40 years after a drunk Senator Edward Moore Kennedy of the great state of Massachusetts drove off Dyke Bridge, he is reunited with Mary Jo Kopechne in the after life. “I know money can buy Karma, but I didn’t think I would have to wait 40 years,” said Kopechne. When asked if the inebriated sex that was about to occur before he drove off of the bridge was still going to happen Senator Kennedy said, “I’m strongly considering it.” Our own Senator Byrd succeeded Kennedy as the Senator Majority whip in 1971 and knew Kennedy well. “If there are two things Teddy can’t say no to, it is cheap whiskey and hot dames from the late 1960s. He’s gonna hit that. It’s not like she’s fat.”
2 minute mark is the best part
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