what entails being a man?

-Insisting that you could manage your favorite baseball team better than the current manager.
-The ability to change a tire and start a fire (and believing you can do that better than anyone).
-A deep love for the female form, particularily the breasts.
-The recognition that had you not been injured or screwed by some coach, you would probably spent atleast some time as a professional athlete.
-Having a system for black jack.
-Knowing how to get your nintendo to work.
-Being incapable of understanding why women enjoy shopping so much.
-Every time you see an attractive woman you find the nearest man and make eye contact and motion towards the woman with your head.
-Over tipping.  And drastically over tipping when being served by an attractive woman or a man that has a resonable knowledge of sports.
-Knowing the last time someone hit .400 was Ted Williams hitting .401 in 1941.

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