what old fat woman editor decided it would be a good idea to put this tubby topless skank on the cover of the new issue of glamour?! i realize that most women are not size 2 and gorgeous, but i also realize that that is precisely why most women are not on the cover of magazines!!! if u want to see a topless chick with a beer gut self consciously covering her tits, come spend a friday night at 3 am in my bedroom….we can not start feeling sorry for fat women, it creates a dangerous slippery slope, its like negotiating with terrorists, we can not give in to their demands! we don’t put fat women on magazine covers for the same reasons that we don’t make retards president….just because we feel sorry for someone doesn’t mean we need to falsely exalt them to make them feel better about themselves. if your fat, hit a treadmill and stay out of public until you fix the problem. seriously what next!? Are we going to make corky from life goes on the attorney general because there are a lot of retards in the united states and they deserve to be in politics too? this is an outrage!!!! Hear Me!!!!
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what mature plus sized woman editor decided it would be a good idea to put this plus sized topless morally casual woman on the cover of the new issue of glamour?! i realize that most women are not size 2 and gorgeous, but i also realize that that is precisely why most women are not on the cover of magazines!!! if u want to see a topless female with an excess of fatty tissue in the stomach regioin self consciously covering her bosom, come spend a friday night at 3 am in my bedroom….we can not start feeling sorry for plus sized women, it creates a dangerous slippery slope, its like negotiating with terrorists, we can not give in to their demands! we don’t put slightly overweight women on magazine covers for the same reasons that we don’t make mentally handicapped individuals president….just because we feel sorry for someone doesn’t mean we need to falsely exalt them to make them feel better about themselves. if your overweight, hit a treadmill and stay out of public until you fix the problem. seriously what next!? Are we going to make corky from life goes on the attorney general because there are a lot of mentally handicapped individuals in the united states and they deserve to be in politics too? this is an outrage!!!! Hear Me!!!!
If you think she’s “tubby,” you’re the one with the problem. You have a completely unrealistic expectation of how women should look. Stop watching so much TV and wanking to so much porn. Get out and meet real women.
I’m pretty sure shes rollin’ like the Michelin Rubber Boy, actually.
you guys are assholes, you have no idea what a beautiful woman looks like and i highly doubt any of you could land a girl as good looking as the young lady on the cover of that magazine….get a life
i bet your mother is proud, senator
i dont think you are going to upset these guys buy calling them losers. did any of you notice the name of the website? they seem to embrace the fact that they are pathetic.
hahahahahaha i love this! – dbranx
the worst part about her is that fat saggy pouch. i know mean shit. shes not like gross other than that. she looks like yellow lab who just gave birth to a litter……but shes a 20 year old human.
Clearly, there’s a different standard for women Senator Byrd would be willing to sleep with vs. women that should be cover models. He makes that pretty clear.
im pretty sure the imgross.org staff has buried their load hogs in way hotter snatch than this tub of butterscotch custard. even me, and i had bells palsy.
i appreciate the humor that is on this site, and i enjoy checking it out from time to time. but this article is not only offensive to plus size women like me, but also to the mentally handicapped. there is no room for commentary like this in todays complex social environment…..
im pretty sure there is always room for commentary in todays complex social environment. asking questions is a big part of having a functional, free speech oriented society. dissent is what differentiates us from stricter, more fundamentalist cultures. but have it your way, instead of making fun of a pudgy cover girl in america on the internet, we’ll just shave off her clitoris with a rusty bayonet like they do in the middle east for exposing herself in public. ssssssstupid.
your comment isnt even logical, free speech is fine and i guess you can say whatever you really want to, but some people need stood up for. fine im fat, i get it, it sux, i try and lose weight, pick on me if u must, i can take it. but i look at this beautiful woman with pride, we have to show girls that you dont have to be perfect to be beautiful, so teens dont kill themselves when they are not deemed beautiful enough by mtv to be on the hills or in music videos. a plus size girl does one little cover on a WOMANS magazine and men jump all over it. im strong enough to deal with it, but many woman are not….this is whats wrong with this world. stick to humor guys, you are funny, but think of the repurcussions of what you write, because people are reading.
im gross.
im not gonna lie guys. according to the face, shes not bad looking. but she has a couple of extra flaps. she can hide her weed under that thing.
also, is she wearing underwear?? is that a waist band or just love handle?
In case you were wondering: Lizzie Miller (the girl in the photo) didn’t even like the photo until it got a positive response from other plus size women across the country…In fact, during her interview on the Today show she said, “Of course the first thing I thought was, ’Okay, not the most flattering picture.’ “
i’d do her.
While we’re at it, why don’t we put Brian Peppers on some Abercrombie ads. He needs love too.
http://www.tonyrogers.com/humor/images/brian_peppers1.jpg
big and proud is right…this thing is bigger than just lizzie miller. she should stand behind her photo. She is doing a service for young women, whether she realizes it or not. maybe the men will be angry its not a naked heidi montag but in the long run it will be better to create a better class of confident women for the men. just think guys if your imperfect girl friend is more confident she will be more likely to do dirty things for you right!? this will actually help you get more naked pics over the phone and try more crazy sex positions, you will actually be thinking lizzie miller later when your girlfriend is letting you do dirty things to her…you guys are so short sighted
yeah, i agree. this article is just in poor taste and really provides no valid social commentary whatsoever. if she had appeared in “playboy” i would wholeheartedly agree with this overall statement, but she didn’t. she appeared in “glamour,” a magazine geared towards helping women. one step forward, two steps back.
someone just had an argument that a fat chick on the cover of a magazine will make our girlfriends install a fuck swing in the bedroom. what a world.
oh, p.s.? jessica simpson graces the cover of that glamour. that photo was merely used for a small article. i read it the last time i got my nails done. surely, you do know how to fact check?
yes, lets allow a plus sized woman on the cover of a womens national magazine so our girlfriends will have inflated self-esteem which we can use for our own selfish benefit. thats going to go over well with NOW.
all we need to know is if this lizzie chick is wearing underwear or is that her love handle. can u fact check that for me?
did you read my article? do you think im a guy that fact checks? i can barely read or write lady! that said i stand by my article….stop complaining and hit a treadmill or at bare minimun stay fat but do what “beautifulplussize” suggests and let me try performing anal sex on you, because like she was kind enough to point out, it will be good for your overall confidence!!! hear me!!!!!
i’m all for people having self confidence. that’s what we here at imgross are about. we’re here to empower all the gross fucks out there. i write so all the other drunk bed wetters won’t feel ashamed. so if you wanna put pictures up of your belly hangin out, more power to you. preach on sista!
how come no one is commenting on our Turbaconducken article?
look i was just trying to be funny, you guys are morons, and i wouldnt let you touch my ass if you were actually brad pitt in real life you fucking half wit.
fact checked…it is indeed a string thong.
senator, that was wholly untrue. i am neither fat nor do i engage in sodomy as it is extremely painful. i never knew that fat chicks were freaky in bed though…so…i guess i learned something today? zing.
ashley, referring to heavy women as “fat chicks” is insensitive and inflammatory.
we are morons….whats the name of your website/blog so we can look at your writing and ideas? why would you choose brad pitt by the way? based purely on his looks? how superficial. you should have said steve buscemi and you wouldnt have contradicted yourself you shallow cunt.
thats your problem, weve been over this, women arnt funny, especially fat women….please see myles kenneficks previous article.. link below:
http://imgross.org/?p=2093
admin says: “how come no one is commenting on our Turbaconducken article?”
This is because none of the fattys would like to admit they have tried it….and liked it!
what is going on? i was in reno on business and i come back to this!!! fat woman, i assure you heads will roll.
you guys are better than this….
everything i do is insensitive and inflammatory. why utilize multi-syllabic, politically correct language when “fat chicks” rolls off the tongue so nicely?
you clearly dont know us…
i have just had a stern talking to with all our fact checking interns
i trust those responsible have been sacked.
Chalk up another to the imgross death count: plus size subscribers to imgross.
Let me start by saying that I cried in the bathroom today. Next, the uncivil tone of this forum unsettles me. As far as I knew, it was still socially acceptable to make fun of rednecks, fat people, and the mentally ill. The next thing I know, I’m reading the responses to this well constructed article and I see poisonous venom flowing from the keyboards of their loyal readers. While I disagree with the Senator, I respect and defend his right to say whatever his conscious prompts him to say. Personally, I have always found fat chicks, chicks with slight birth defects, and women on the verge of drunken unconsciousness to be very generous lovers. The picture of this generously proportioned nymph stirs my sole and moves me in places that my fingers can’t reach. I do believe that the Senator is overlooking an obvious fact about his concern that the potential fallout of this magazine cover will be the slippery slope of electing a mentally ill person to high office out of pity. I would like to ask the Senator to reflect on the presidency of George W. Bush–we have already elected Corky and look where we are now. My real problem with this whole issue can be found on Glamour’s own website–I urge all readers to look at http://www.glamour.com/health-fitness/2009/08/how-to-never-have-another-fat-day#slide=1 The whole article, in the same issue, talks about How to never have a fat day again –the conclusion–being fat is all in your head. No, it’s all in your thighs, tummy, cankles, and the rolls of fat that make the back of your neck look like a pack of hot dogs. In sum, find someone who will still love you when you have patches of hair sprouting all over your back that makes you look like a bear who has survived a nuclear winter. Chillaxe
“Plus size”??!! Fat is fat. There’s nothing to be proud of. Fat people burden our healthcare system like a giant terds in a toilet bowl – you just can’t get rid of them. Diabetes, high blood pressure, heart disease, atherosclerosis, stroke, meds, meds, meds. Making people feel better about being fat?? Worst. Idea. Ever. If I was lazy and decided not to shower for 3 years, no one would like me, and I would feel pretty bad. but if I was lazy and decided not to work out or eat moderately healthy for 3 years, maybe I could be on a magazine cover! Only in America…
You’re a sick, sick man Senator…. F U!!!!
The only problem I have with this post is that considering the state of the union, your government/retards analogy is an extremely poor one – and offensive to retards.