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AOL CAIRNS, Australia (Aug. 24) – A man who used a public toilet in a shopping mall was taken to a hospital to have the toilet seat removed from his backside after someone smeared it with glue in what an official condemned Monday as a sick joke.

Police urged possible witnesses to come forward after the 58-year-old man was humiliated in the northeastern city of Cairns by the prank.An ambulance was called to help the man after he was found stuck by fast-acting adhesive glue to a toilet seat on Saturday in the busy shopping mall.

Paramedics removed the seat from the toilet and took him to a hospital, where medical staff used industrial solvents to get it off.Cairns local government official Di Forsyth said the man, who was not identified, was not injured but was “extremely embarrassed” by his experience.

“I’m disgusted that a gentlemen has had to go through that because someone thinks it’s funny,” Forsyth said. “It’s a sick joke.”

This story has me outraged.  This guy was dumb enough to get glued to a toilet seat and people feel sorry for him?  Listen, anyone stupid enough to sit on a public toilet seat covered in goo deserves to starve.  It’s called survival of the fittest.  There’s no hope for the future as long as shitheads like this get free passes.

 

 

 

 

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