For Our Female Readers

I was having a conversation with a female friend of mine the other day and she told me she tried anal sex once but would never do it again.  I tried to explain to her that this would be utterly impossible.  I explained that at some point she will meet a man and fall madly in love with him and tell him all about her life, including the fact that she took a shot in the ass.  Even if she didn’t tell him flat out he will eventually find out through other avenues (drunk friends, malicious ex, me, etc.).  I told her she must realize that if he is any kind of man he will demand that she allow him to butt plug her or else.  In fact, he will probably demand anal as well as some other strange sex act (i.e. standing 69, rim job, foot job, etc.) in order to know that he has surpassed this other man some how.  As there is no gaurantee in a relationship this could (and probably would) happen several times, resulting in her getting sodomized by atleast a few more men.  She had a look of disgust on her face that soon turned to a look of panic as she realized that I was right and that men are childish, territorial, and perverted.  So my advice to all of our ass virgins out there is to keep your anal virginity as long as you can and preferably until you are with the last man you are ever going to sleep with.  This way you will only have to get ass jammed once in your life and not by every guy you have feelings for.