Exhibit A:
I know one, maybe two authentically funny girls (I’m not counting the fat/nasty girl every group of pretty girls keeps around for entertainment, they can be funny). Girls have a lot of great qualities, most notably tits and asses, but humor just isn’t one of them. Clearly, noones told this girl. Did anyone laugh at that video? I kinda felt bad for her. The real crime here is that this chick looks like she might actually be kinda hot, but no, she had to ruin it with this horrible attempt at humor. Ironically, she could learn a lot from Shakira. Speaking in generalities, God gave men body hair and odor, but compensated with a sense of humor. God gave women power over men (see: tits and asses), but evened the playing field somewhat by taking away their ability to be funny. Here’s the lesson--you bend your body in sexually provocative ways (see 40 second mark of the video below) and you become wildly famous. You try to be funny and you end up being made fun of on a gross website. Shakira gets it, this chick doesn’t.
And no I don’t know what a she wolf is, but I don’t give a fuck.
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