I recently noticed that I seem to scratch my balls with the same hand, same motion. This was confirmed by looking at my 3 pairs of jeans. If you notice, there is a fade from my hand on my left inner crotch. While you might say that it is just part of the fashion-worn pattern, trust me, it’s not. When I itch, I scratch…and when I do, I do so with conviction. I’m so geeerrrroossssss.
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i think the bigger question here is why are you wearing jeans with button flys?
hmm….disappointing, i always thought those wear marks were from being well endowed.
Because I’m fashionable.
liar. it’s from the constant friction from your boner