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Sex Acts in Relation to Rare Baseball Feats

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Base hit- Blow job
If you haven’t gotten one yet, it is time to retire
 
Complete game shutout- Anal sex
Many have done it. Many multiple times. It’s still exciting when it happens.
 
No hitter- Standing blow job
It could happen at any time but it is still very rare. You didn’t quite do everything right, but your opponent is still on their knees.
 
Hitting for the cycle- 69
It’s rare, but a lot of people have done it.

 
Triple play- 69 with guy on top
It takes a perfect storm of events to make this happen
 
Perfect game- Standing 69
One of the rarest feats in the game. It takes a dominate performance and a little bit of luck.
 
Unassisted triple play- Standing 69, Girl holding guy
Other factors are necessary for this to got down. Strong woman, sexually enlightened. Even days later you will be thinking, “Did that really happen?”

 

 

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  1. Myles Kennefick says

    Favorite entry so far.

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