a recent string of beatings in lincoln park have led the imgross.org team to make lifestyle changes. president and ceo scott commented “i walk around alone and drunk in lincoln park at least six out of seven nights a week, and frankly i just dont feel safe anymore because im usually blacked out and incapable of defending myself,…senator byrd goes to the park drunk two nights a week, usually tuesdays and sundays, to have a good cry, what is he going to do now!?” in fact the imgross.org team concedes that almost all of its lead members spend most of their nights drunk and alone in the streets of lincoln park. a spokesman for the team released a statement thursday morning in regards to the beatings: ”if these cruel beatings continue it could harm the integrity of our business. the material on the site is usually developed between 3 and 5 am when all of the members are sufficiently drunk and wandering the streets alone, however, despite these senseless attacks we are committed to bring you the most hilarious and gross material that we can develop without threatening the safety of our members. we appreciate your patience in the matter. -imgross team
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if these criminals are targeting drunk, lonely, idiots you boys are ruined!
Yes gerd b fro, that was the gist of the post. Low reading comprehension is gross.