Busty Bimbo
Large breasts are great. Attractive woman are great. Boning large breasted, attractive woman is fantastic. They aren’t smart so you don’t have to be “on” all the time and try to impress them. You can lie to them and they will never know. They don’t have other things floating around in their heads, so they only listen to their basic human urges, intercourse being one of them. You won’t care if she’s sleeping around on you because you will have to make no emotional investment and should she leave you there are always more slam pigs in the barn. The drawback is that you will have to listen to shitty pop music a lot. Also, she will say, “Ew!” every time you fart and you won’t have a meaningful conversation in bed ever again. Plus, if you say something somewhat witty like, “Cogito ergo sum,” she will ask if that is from Star Wars.
Intelligent Thoughtful Woman
She will get your jokes. Even the ones that aren’t really funny but require an IQ over 90 to understand. You will develop a deep emotional connection that will seem like it will last forever. You can argue with her about the escalating situation with Iran and North Korea and though you may not agree with her, you will find a greater respect for her. The drawback is that she will know when you are lying. If she cheats on you it will be emotionally crippling. She will read way too much into everything you do or say and ultimately she will find someone she finds more interesting that also happens to have more money.
The Verdict:
The math on this is so fucking close. The judges in the end give it to the bimbo because a stiff dick has no conscience and the bimbo would be willing to blow all of them.
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