a challenge to you, the reader

so last night i tried to write an article about antiquated ways to dry your hands in public bathrooms. this was because i was in this trashy mexican joint that had no hand blowers, instead, it had one of those hangy towel dryer drapes. i decided to do more research about these drying devices on the internet. so i google imaged “hangy towel dryer drapes”. this is what came up. 

maaann. that wasnt it. so i sat for a few and thought. how about, “public bathroom towel drapes”  and this shit came up,

at this point, all i wanted to do was find this goddamn image so i could start this goddamn article. so i began finger pounding, “PUBLIC HAND DRYER THATS NOT A HAND BLOWER”  and this came up.  what the fuck do those numbers do?

c’mon man. i started to get really down on myself. all i wanted to do was write a clever article about how gross and nonsensical they seemed. so i googled “gross and nonsensical hand dryer devices“ an egg? really?

i never found it. so i had to go back to the fucking mexican place to take a picture of the fucking thing. I had to ask my brother to borrow his cell phone because my camera phone doesnt fucking work. Imagine having to ask your brother to borrow his camera phone so you can go to back to a mexican place you just ate and go into bathroom so you can take a picture of this. he said fuck you to me:

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so, i challenge you, the reader, to find the image of the device i am talking about. in order to beat me you must find the picture within 7 tries. good luck, solider. post your attempts in the comments area. 

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