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stoned/not stoned?

 

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the following is a list of things i have thought about with my brain.  after reading, try to predict if i was stoned or not stoned while thinking of them.  

1. what is lint made of? 
2. when on a boat in the ocean, how scary would it be if all the water on earth evaportated and you plummeted to the bottom of the marianas trench?
3. what does outer space smell like?
4. (to hippies) what is with the fucking incense?
5. i think the inside of my nose smells bad but im not sure how i can check that.
6. dying has to be like going to sleep.  don’t really remember doing it, but once you wake up it seems like it never happened.  its a black hole of time.
7. hitler wasn’t a darwinist.  otherwise his holocaust would have created some sort of perfect superjew.
8.  the grateful dead sucks.
9.  do porn stars count on-screen partners when answering the question, “how many people have you slept with?”
10.  generally speaking, its hard to hang a candy-cane upside down.

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1) not stoned 2) stoned 3) stoned 4) stoned 5) not stoned 6) not stoned 7) not stoned 8 stoned 9) not stoned 10) stoned

 

 


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