If I could just sit this kid down maybe I could help him out. See, I think he’s one of these “non-denominational” Christians and that’s the problem. I wouldn’t try to convince him that there is no god or that he doesn’t need to follow the rules, rather I would introduce him to Catholicism. The great thing about being Catholic is that if you do something bad and you apologize to god it’s ok. Somebody needs to help this kid. In about ten years he’s going to realized how much hot college ass (below) he passed up and that will be the I’m ruined moment of the week.
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guy must get more blow jobs than the entire imgross.org staff has gotten in their lifetimes combined.