linebackers season comes to an untimely end at the hands of a zebra
Joe Windscheffel, a 6-foot-2, 225-pound linebacker/safety from Smith Center, recently had to move three female and a male zebra to paint a fence along a pasture line.
But the male charged him, bit his arm and would not let go. The animal was dragging Windscheffel by his arm when two of his fellow farm hands finally freed him. Windschefefl will miss the entire 2009football season with a compound arm fracture.
certainly an unfortunate story, if i were this kid id be pointing fingers everywhere! he is a starting college linebacker at a school with a powerhouse football team for christ sakes! what the hell is he doing spending his summer working for ten dollars an hour at a petting zoo painting some stupid fence in the zebra paddock!? where the hell were the athletic boosters? give this kid some cash so he can lift weights, drink booze and fuck chicks all summer! or at bare minimum why didnt the coach get him some cush job at the rec center giving spots to sophomore skanks on the squat rack? either way he ended up meeting his violent demise at the hands of an untamed overly aggressive zebra! …note to those aspiring football players out there, don’t go to pittsburg state, choose someplace like florida state, alabama, or auburn where the boosters will at least have the respect to supply you with under the table money and young horny women, and not subject you to picking up loads of zebra shit in the offseason!
if this was rey maualuga he would have just knocked the zebra out conan the barbarian style…that’s the difference between the talent at usc and pittsburg state. so perhaps this puss linebacker doesn’t deserve cash and skanks after all…protect your house kid!
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