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10 things that should also be illegal while driving

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in light of the fairly new law which makes it illegal to talk on a cell phone while driving in chicago city limits, here are more things that you shouldn’t do while driving as well.     

10. get road head
  9. eat anything that requires two hands (ex: submarine sandwich, sushi, chicken tortilla soup)
  8. leave your right turn signal on the whole way up a freeway on ramp.
  7. read sheet music to antionio vivaldi’s allegro e fuga
  6. give road head
  5. text message
  4. take off your seatbelt and attempt to reach in the back seat to find your angelica “angel baby” casette single that you    know is juuuuust out of grasp.  
  3. have a breath-holding contest with person sitting shotgun
  2. fake an epileptic seizure for comedic effect 
  1. be of pakistani, korean, or indian descent

 

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  1. How I Lost 30 Pounds in 30 Days Without Diet says

    Thanks for posting about this, I would love to read more about this topic.

  2. John King says

    amazing. simply amazing. i love this blog…its like a refined version of isuskanks.com

  3. your mom says

    Hey! Koreans arent THAT bad…



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