No more T.O. No more Pacman. No more Tank Johnson. No more Mike Irvin. Remember in the 90s when they were just the worst humans alive and they could just play football better than anyone? I miss the days of Neon Deion putting out rap albums and Mike Irvin getting busted in hotel rooms doing coke and banging hookers wearing nothing but a fur coat and a fedora. America’s team is no longer. Tony Romo needs to shoot someone or develop an addiction to hard drugs. It’s just the way I was raised.
The Highlights:
Darren Hambrick, possession of illegal drugs
Michael Irvin, felony cocaine possession
Barry Switzer, third-degree felony charges (loaded gun in an airport)
Demetrius Underwood, 2003, assaulting a man in a wheel chair
Demetrius Underwood, 2005, arrested in drug-induced psychosis
Nate Newton, felony , 213 lbs of marijuana. Intent to distribute.
Quincy Carter, “drug rehab setback”
Erik Williams, drugs, spousal assault, DUI
Thomas “Hollywood” Henderson, drugs
Alonzo Spellman, weapons charges
Leon Lett, drugs
Dwayne Goodrich, hit and run. Pleaded guilty to charges and responsible for deaths of two men
Peppi Zellner, felony possession of crack cocaine
Lance Rentzel, indecent exposure
Nicky Sualua, ecstasy
Troy Hambrick, admitted drug-dealer
Tim Smith, attempted to sell drugs to undercover police
Rafael Septien, convicted of sexually assaulting a ten year-old girl
Mark Tuinei, heroin
Terry Glenn, domestic abuse
Chris Warren, failing to pay child support
Derek Ross, trafficking marijuana
Jermaine Brooks, received 10 years of probation for drug and weapons possession
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