What’s My Weird Butt?

I was walking down the street the other day and I saw a good looking woman so I stopped to stare at her. Her friend snapped a picture of her and she said, “Send that to me, I’m going to use that as mymatch.com profile pic.” I was floored. Why does this good looking woman who is attractive enough to make me stop what I am doing to look at her, need to be on a dating website? Then it happened. She turned around. She had a really weird butt. It kind of looked like there was a cereal box in her pants. I started to ponder this situation. This woman was still good looking, but her weird butt was keeping her from finding someone who would care about her for a long period of time or even the rest of her life. 
 
Then I really got to thinking. I’m a pretty lonely and miserable person, so what’s my weird butt? Do I have bad breath? It’s possible I rarely chew gum and haven’t flossed in years. Is my body odor offensive? Also, very possible. Is my beer gut that unattractive? It disgusts me pretty regularly. Do I pick my nose too often in public? We may have something there. Is it because I’m emotionally stunted and incapable of letting another person into my life? That’s got to be it. Then I thought this would make a great idea for an article. That’s when I realized that my weird butt is the fact that I write for a website called imgross.orgwhere I show off how objectionable my day to day behavior is.