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thank god for the moon

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today is the 40th anniversary of americans landing on the moon. in 1969 the apollo program had a budget of 900 million dollars which in todays money is 347 gazillion dollars.* this may seem like a hefty price to pay but below is a list of just a few of the advancements and technologies that we can attribute to the apollo program:  

-astronaut ice cream

-minnesota vikings quarterback warren moon

-sunny delight

-the domestication of chimps

-the andy wlliams song “moon river”

-velcro

-tom hanks (the star of the hit movie apollo 13)

-turtle necks

-the 1970 chevy vega

-moonpies

-the vectrex 8bit video consol

-the looking glass song “brandy you’re a fine girl”

-the 1982 movie E.T.

-“new moon” (the forthcoming sequal to twilight)

-carl weathers

-michael jackson’s moon walk

-japanese anime show “sailor moon”  

good work jfk and nasa….we are forever indebted to you and your commitment to such a worthwhile and noble cause.  

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