This is exactly what goes through my head after I’ve seen a good Vietnam movie and immediately after am trying to get laid.
Legend:
Major Cox- My Penis
Sgt. Elias’ Squad- My left hand
Sgt. Barnes’ Squad- My right hand
Victor Charlie- Vaginal Canal
Objective:
To get Major Cox to penetrate the V.C. position
Elias’ squad is send to the east nipple area while Barnes’ squad will be scouting the west ass cheek. Major Cox is waiting for a report on Victor Charlie’s condition.
Elias’ squad works south and locates the V.C. position. Elias’ squad advances on the V.C. but is pushed back by an enemy squad. Elias radios the situation to Major Cox and lets him know that Victor Charlie’s position is fortified.
New Objective:
Barnes’ squad will head to the Northern most point and try to force the mouth of the enemy position to Major Cox.
Barnes’ squad is not stealthy enough and they scare the enemy off for good. It appears that today Major Cox will neither get to see Victor Charlie or the mouth of the enemy position.
Barnes and Elias’s squads get to the rally point and beat Major Cox until his head explodes.
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