boat song ruining world

bad news folks, if i hear one more person with an affliction graphic tee and blackberry say “ive got my swim trunks, and my flippy floppies” i may go on a violent killing spree. the stupid boat song has become so much more then just another terrible attempt at humor by andy sandburg, it has somehow become an anthem for an entire sect of abhorrent human beings. i know imgross has no real chance of ever becoming popular if that song has become the benchmark for comedy, apparently cleverness is out and saying “im on a boat motherfucker” over and over is in…i just don’t get it. but this is a perfect opportunity to show what imgross is about, if you find yourself welling up with anger and resentment everytime that song is played and every ed hardy wearing, blackberry owning, trimmed sideburn having, vodka redbull drinking, 28 year old in a 2 mile radius starts screaming “im on a boat motherfucker,” and you would prefer to throw on a dirty grey tshirt, drink some old crow whiskey and read a fascinating and hilarious article about jiminy cricket you have come to the right place. imgross is more then a site, it’s a fucking movement…..a better class of scumbag….i said good day!

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