“I don’t flush the toilet after taking shits in public bathrooms. I enjoy sharing the length and girth of my logs with those who dare to follow me into the luxury stall in which I’ve tainted. I’m gross.” (user: rico)
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“after a night of heavy alcolhol abuse I spent the night at my girlfriends house. When I woke up I realized that I had pissed an ungodly amount in her bed while fully clothed. In order to avoid shear humilation since she had a friend sleeping on her couch I had to wake my girlfriend, explain the situation and send her to wash my soiled clothes and her soiled sheets. I laid there in her pink bathrobe, hungover, while waiting for her to finish the laundry.” (user: scott)
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“today i listened to Hall and Oates on the hour long commute to work. im gross.” (user: teody mccool)
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