Things I Would Do for A Night Alone With Megan Fox

• Eat as many chili dogs as I possibly could, then run the New York City Marathon
• Get a full body tattoo making me look like a full sized transformer. (Fox would be allowed   to decided if this took place before or after the coitus.)
• Be buried up to my waste and stoned by all 30 closers in Major League Baseball. Assuming I would be killed, I would allow my eulogy to be written by a panel of ex-girlfriends.
• Watch “Batman Forever” twice a day for the rest of my life with Gilbert Godfried, with him reciting all of the lines that contain double entendres.
• Renounce my throne as the Prince of Zamunda.
• Say Tom Brady is a pussy in front of a large crowd of drunk Patriots fans.
• Go to a Jimmy Buffett Concert as the designated driver.
• ….And a whole bunch of other stuff

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