Check out these gross testimonials submitted by users of the site.
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“Barbara Bush is gross….60 some years ago she crapped out George Jr. and look what he did to America” (user: terry, chicago)
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I had a gross realization the other day. I’m a pretty sweaty guy compared to most humans. Now that’s not the realization. If you were to hang out with me for an hour you could clearly see that. It was at the bar after our softball game when I leaned my arm on the table and noticed I left a nice moist mark with my forearm. Apparently everything i touch becomes soggy. It’s like the Midas touch, but gross.” (user: phatphucker)
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“Text sent by me to my roomate: ’Hey man, this sounds ridiculous but I handwashed your towel with detergent because I sneezed on it and some of my snot got on there. That’s why it’s wet. Sorry bro.’” (user: adam)
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“steve buscemi looks how i feel.” (user: alec)
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