news—white sox pitcher bartolo colon, arguably the grossest man is baseball, has gone missing, when reached for comment ozzie guillen had this to say:
“I worry about Colon because Colon was a big-time Michael Jackson fan,” Guillen said. “He might [watch] the TV and cry all day long. Maybe he is in L.A. at his funeral, because I can’t find him. When he gets to Charlotte, Oney (Guillen’s son) will call me to say he’s there.
“Nobody knows how big of a Jackson fan Colon was. I’m serious. He might be depressed a little bit.”
Hang in there you gross idiot, we are all mourning.
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