early unconfirmed reports out of heaven have god unfazed by the moving tribute that took place for michael jackson july 7th at the staples center in downtown los angeles. god is expected to make a decision by early friday perhaps even late thursday on the fate of the embattled pop icon. when reached for comment the jackson family responded ‘although we are disappointed by the early reports we will be respectful of any decision god hands down.” visibly shaken by the news janet jackson responded “we knew using kobe bryant as a character witness was probably a mistake, but given the seriousness of my brothers accusations we had to pull out all the stops.” legal analysts thought that mr jackson may have a chance for forgiveness with sources close to yahweh noting that he was indeed a “large fan of the 1982 album thriller.” however in the end it looks as though god will hand down an unfavorable decision against the jackson camp. sources close to the jackson camp say that the jackson family is indeed looking at a large gated mansion in hades with a sprawling view of the burning lake of fire. for all your k.o.g. news stay tuned to imgross.org.
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