the predicament*: out of toilet paper.
the solution: (in descending order of items to be used first if available)
-kleenex tissue
-napkins
-paper towels
-coffee filters
-dryer sheets
-shower/bath
-old tissues found in bathroom wastebasket
-wipe buttocks with own sock, throw sock out bathroom window
*predicament applies to bidet using countries (qatar, france, lebanon, portugal, spain, uruguay, south korea among others) when water is shut off, bidet broken, etc.
alec
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what if you can’t leave the bathroom? most listed items would not be available….i’ve been known to use the empty toilet paper roll itself. thought that should have made the top 3.