our first hate mail!

submitted as user testimonial:

“Scott is gross! Please change your domain name to scottisgross and you are all losers! How about looking for real jobs instead of wasting time making fun of others, when you are all a pack of basically unemployed losers!” (user: sara)

scott responds:

I have to say that due to the nature of the website, I’m not surprised at all that we are receiving hate mail. However, I’m a little put off that I was the target of our first hate mail. Now I know how Jesus and Nelson Mandela must have felt. I accept that all great art is controversial at first and that my work will be scrutinized by those that do not understand it. In any event, I have a sneaking suspicion that this is not a random visitor writing this hate mail and I was not just a random target. Whoever you are “sara” I have a feeling that at some point I have been inside of you and things did not end well. You probably told me that I was a loser, had a small dick, and will never amount to anything. Loser? Maybe. Small dick? That’s a little harsh. It may be on the small side of average but small would be a poor categorization. Smallish would be accurate. And never amount to anything? You reiterated this point in your hate mail referencing myself and my coworkers as, “a pack of basically unemployed losers.” Don’t be jealous that I’m semi-retired at the age of 25. I tell you what’s really gross: stalking your ex-boyfriend via the internet beyond the usual creeping on facebook and myspace.