Im ruined! moment of the week:

6 ways to not receive morning sex from your girlfriend

6. wet the bed in the middle of the night (probably from drinking).*

5. cry after sex, (i swear this has only happened to me twice and once was because I jammed my thumb on the bedside table)

4. poorly timed donkey punch

3. mention casually that you think STD’s are a scam made up by the government to control the population, so you see no need to ever wear a condom.

2. uncontrollable night gas. (probably from drinking)**

1. have your 8 foot long burmese python get out of its terrarium and violently strangle your girlfriends small child who happens to be sleeping in the next room. read the article

This poor bastard is completely ruined!

*ceo of imgross.org scott does not believe this to be accurate.
** ceo of imgross.org scott does not believe this to be accurate

senator robery byrd