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Introducing Aretha Franklin: QUOG*?

Is there room for a Queen Of Gross on imgross.org? Who better than the “Queen Of Soul” Aretha Franklin? This fat nasty piece is not only uppity, ignorant, and entitled but she’s also a slob as evidenced by the garbage that littered her lawn in an upscale section of Oakland County, MI and took an order from a Michigan court for her to clean up (sources pending, but very true and factual). There’s also the amazing pictorial documentation of her atrocious weight gain over the past 40 years. Anyone this huge and slovenly is surely gross not to mention greedy, and rightly deserves some kind of mention. Also, her name is close enough to Urethra for me, penis jokes / inhaling penis jokes commence. Here are a couple pictures for your viewing pleasure. Note the FUPA that she rocks out in the pic with her new man, very becoming. Women such as herself are without doubt some of the grossest in existence, and deserve our mocking, and grudging respect. Why you ask? Because in this culture of excessive self love and preservation / promotion of self esteem no matter the obvious reasons why it should be shattered they truly believe that bigger is in fact better in every regard. Women such as Aretha who consider themselves sexy, are without a doubt the grossest. You can almost picture Aretha in a mad rush to shove as many of whatever sloppy, greasy, sauce covered food item she’s eating down her trash compactor of a gullet with no regard for hygeine or safety. Silver ware? You kid sir, wet naps? No thanks, I’m saving it for later.

* QUOG= queen of gross