Several prominent economist released a report yesterday that pimping and prostitution is one the hardest hit industries by the economic depression. “It’s curious as to how this could happen,” said Rutgers University Economics Professor James Washington. “Prostitution is an interesting industry. A pimp seemingly has an endless supply of product.”
Leon Jones, a pimp from Atlantic City reacted by saying, “It’s not like I can have my hoes out here just suckin’ off dicks all night. They gotta sleep.” He added, “People keep telling me to add more hoes to my stable, but that just means more mouths to feed.”
A John from Chicago, who wished to remain anonymous also weighed in on the situation. “The price changes are what really gets me. You used to be able to get a decent knobber for $40 bucks. Then, it was $50 then $60 and finally they started adding tax. The last blow job I got cost me $66.75! And now all these hookers are walking around with change dispensing belts. They look like fucking toll booth workers.”
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