“When I heard of Steve McNairs death, these are the first things that came into my gross head. He could have used that day like a hole in his head. He should have called for the Hail Mary. He was used to throwing bombs; not catching bullets. Wacky lower back pain is no longer the reason he can’t play. LAST DOWN!!! Talk about the Madden Jinx.” (user: wryno)
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“disoriented and groggy after a night of heavy drinking, i stumbled around a new friends apartment and in a failed attempt to locate a bathroom (for fear of opening a bedroom door and waking said new friends) i opted to take the longest piss of my life, in their kitchen garbage.” (user: dust)
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“After a night of drinking, one of the guys ended up passing out in the middle of the street, dead to the world. Just before reachign maximum intoxication, he had stopped off at White Castle for a sack of 10 sliders. He lay motionless, lifeless, in the middle of the road, only to awake with all of his money, cell phone, and keys…still intact!! The only thing missing…the burgers inside the sack of 10. Someone of equal intoxication had come by, forgone the money and valuables, and get themselves some free street burgers.” (user: dennis)
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