SOBER
10) Tell them things will get better
It’s a lie, but it works short term
9) Take them to a movie
Sure, Transformer II sucked, but they don’t know that
8 Buy them a hot dog
Some things are just good.
7) Occupational therapy
If you work with them, remind them your job suck as bad as theirs does
6) Recommend a book
Reading helps some people. Not me. But some people
5) Recommend a movie
It beats reading
4) Offer alternatives
Remind them they can always start a website about being gross with their friends
3) Tell them you suck
Nothing makes someone feel better than knowing they have it better than others
2) Remind them people have it worse than them
Hobos, grown men under 5’3”, dickheads that still rock popped collars, etc.
1) Show them a magic trick
I don’t know any. I suppose that makes me out of options after #9 besides booze
scott.
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