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wahlberg feels for underwood’s nipples

 

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reuters- former american idol singing sensation carrie underwood left her june 9th appearance at the grande ole opry visibly upset after a fan yelled out, “show me your tits!  all three of them!” the comment, an obvious reference to underwood’s famed third nipple caused the star to shorten her set at the famed nashville venue.  backstage, friends consoled the 26 year old oklahoma native as she stated, “i’m just as god made me” through a steady stream of tears.      

upon hearing about the incident, fellow celebrity mark wahlberg phoned underwood to empathize with her.  the pop star turned likeable actor consoled her and admitted to having a third nipple himself.  he also informed her that they are not alone in their ownership of a supernumerary nipple and that it is a condition diagnosed at a rate of in 1 in 18 humans.  he then included a litany of famous people afflicted which includes british singer/songwriter lily “drunk at cannes film festival arguing with elton john” allen, anne boleyn (second wife of henry III), and fransisco scaramanga-the eponymous villain in the 1974 james bond film ‘the man with the golden gun’.  underwood is reported as appreciating the efforts of wahlberg, but did not know who any of those people were, including elton john.

 

 

 

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