Allow me to introduce John Hock, owner, proprietor and host of “The John Hock Show” which was formerly streamed live on stickam.com. as far as i can tell the show’s format was set up along the same lines as perez hilton except with a sort of emo twist. Mr. Hock’s horrible moment of reckoning came when he decided to stream a video of himself having sex with his girlfriend of only two weeks over his live online internet program. now if you ask me this seems like an everybody wins scenario. the only snag in his plan was that his old lady got wildly drunk and passed out completely unconscious before he could put his plan into effect! however this wasn’t going to stop hock and he had sex with the girls drunken lifeless body anyways. unfortunately for Hock his new lady had not even slept with him yet sober, so needless to say when she was informed by friends that this activity had taken place, she was relatively upset. She turned him into local authorities who obtained the video and arrested hock for rape.
just like a woman to constantly hold her man back when he is simply trying to advance his career and provide for the family. everyone knows that nothing jumpstarts a fledgling blog like a good old fashion sex tape. believe me if I could convince someone to have sex with me I’d throw that tape on imgross.org as fast as you could snap your fingers and then just sit back and watch the money roll in, hell id be purchasing a Ferrari on credit before I even had my pants back on! but no! in the end its always what the woman wants, and they can never see the big picture. bottom line, it takes a special kind of asshole to be locked up for having sex with his own girlfriend, so for that john hock we salute you….you are totally ruined!
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