Fat, balding and unfit for life

pope is hairy, pope is bald, pope wet the bed…again, pope doesn’t do laundry, pope’s free ballin in gym shorts, pope gets wood at inopportune times, pope’s had too much to drink, pope’s covered in hot sauce, pope is scarred.  pope hasn’t been to the dentist in 3 years, pope bites his nails,  pope prefers bob sinclar to pink floyd, pope thinks hermoine’s hot, pope doesn’t know what to make of lady gaga, if he had a hit single pope wouldn’t let lil wayne do a remix…but he’d let travis barker do a mashup, pope sleeps on a futon on his friends’ living room floor, pope would rather go to fenway than vegas, pope doesn’t have “swag,” pope couldn’t get into enclave, pope disappoints, pope is gross.

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