testimonials
Earlier today, the doc I’m observing on my OB/GYN rotation asked me to perform an “internal exam” (read: 2 lubed fingers straight up the ol’ chacha). The patient was this smokin’ 50 year-old cougar mama. After the exam, I had to awkwardly wheel my chair across the room to throw out my gloves. Feeling those MILF ovaries gave me a raging wood – I couldn’t even stand to shake her hand goodbye. I’m gross. (user: muppet baby)
My roomates piss is all over our bathroom floor, i woke up this morning and stepped in it. (user crabby patty)
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