tara reid is not mental material anymore

There was a scene in American Pie when the adorable, doe-eyed Tara Reid got her box munched.  And I remember thinking to myself, “Yes, she’s hot.  I like her.  She’s made it too my list.”  I was looking forward to many years of using her as mental material.

So, when did she become the old lady at the community pool who won’t stop wearing a bikini?  When did she become Magda from There’s Something About Mary?  The Greg Oden, Jamarcus Russell, Mark Prior?  Ew.

~the gringo.