“Nerds dont deserve the salt on my fritos” says girl

back in the fifth grade i lived across the street from a white trash family. like any neighborhood i got in fights with the boy who lived there and would have probably attempted to sleep with his sisters if i were a few years older at the time. one day at school, i observed krissy (the youngest girl who happened to be my age) trading items from her sack lunch with a few other people. this is not an uncommon occurrence in any grade school homeroom. most of the time it was bartering drinks or dessert types. this particular day krissy possessed a small bag of fritos. for some reason she traded them away to some unpopular boy in our class for one of those crappy wafer peanut butter things in a wildly unorthodox and unfair trade. i was mystified but didnt fully understand the dynamics of the lunch trading because being the son of a health enthusiast, my lunches consisted of pb & j sandwiches, blue corn chips, assorted vegetables and possibly a boku to supplement my school supplied milk subscription, and no 11 year old wants to give up dunkaroos or snack packs for any of those items. so there i am eating my lunch and witnessing trading when krissy comes up and strikes up a conversation with me. it is not long until she sees her previously owned fritos being opened by her former trading partner when she decides to confide in me. krissy divulges that before lunch, she had opened the bag of fritos and licked the salt off every frito in the bag, then placed them back in the bag and resealed the bag with an all-purpose glue in a sinister prank pointed at one of the losers in our homeroom. gross.